Because Tumblr is really just a bunch of internet shit being passed around like herpes, anyway.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: popandsketch)
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
if you come to the register on your fucking phone I swear I will kick you directly in your asshole
“Half the fun is getting in them, the other half is up to you.”
“2 close friends not included”
Where’s the fun in that?
To The Shark
what did the docter say to the shark
clean them rotten teeth
(Source: hellothereimhannah)
(Source: jonknows)
